Funny Bumper Sticker Car Decal, Hit My Car Kill Me Meme
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A pink bumper sticker with a dark-humor meme in bold hot-pink lettering: "If you're gonna hit my car make sure you kill me." This funny car decal measures 8.7 x 2.7 inches, and you can choose a bumper sticker or a bumper magnet at checkout.
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- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
Each unit is one bumper sticker or one bumper magnet.
- Thick vinyl with fade-proof ink for vibrant colors for 3+ years
- Waterproof, water-resistant vinyl suited to indoor and outdoor use
- Waterproof sticky adhesive and easy peel backing for simple application
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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