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Funny Bumper Sticker Car Decal, Hit My Car Kill Me Meme

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A pink bumper sticker with a dark-humor meme in bold hot-pink lettering: "If you're gonna hit my car make sure you kill me." This funny car decal measures 8.7 x 2.7 inches, and you can choose a bumper sticker or a bumper magnet at checkout.

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Product Description

Each unit is one bumper sticker or one bumper magnet.

  • Thick vinyl with fade-proof ink for vibrant colors for 3+ years
  • Waterproof, water-resistant vinyl suited to indoor and outdoor use
  • Waterproof sticky adhesive and easy peel backing for simple application
Materials & Care

Follow the care label sewn into the garment.

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Shipping & Returns

Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.

MethodHandlingTransitTotalCost
Standard1–2 business days5–7 business days6–9 business days$6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more
Express1–2 business days2–4 business days3–6 business days$12.99
Overnight1–2 business days1–2 business days2–4 business days$24.99

Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.

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