2027 Calendar Funny Sassy Retro Quotes Desk And Wall
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This 2027 calendar is a sassy desk or wall calendar with retro pin-up illustrations and a one-liner on every month page. Choose the 10 x 5 inch desk calendar, which has a built-in stand and a spiral binding along the top, or the 11 x 8.5 inch wall calendar.
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- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
Each month shows a Sunday-to-Saturday grid so you can track appointments and deadlines. The illustrations show women in vintage dresses and blouses against pastel and cream backgrounds, with quotes such as "I didn't ask for your opinion, but go off, I guess." and "I'm sorry, did I offend you with my common sense?"
Pick your size from the options. Each unit is one 2027 calendar.
- Desk size: 10 x 5 inches, with built-in stand
- Wall size: 11 x 8.5 inches
- Spiral binding and a 2027 monthly grid
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Sizes Desk Calendar 10" x 5", Wall Calendar 11" x 8.5"
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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