Drunk Lying Down Garden Gnome Statue, Funny Outdoor Novelty Ornament
$30.99
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This is a resin garden gnome statue of a drunk gnome sprawled on his stomach on the ground. He wears a blue hat, has a gray beard and green trousers, and clutches a brown bottle labeled "Evil Genius." One eye is shut and the other half open, and his bare buttocks are turned up as a rude joke.
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- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
The statue stands about 9.5 inches tall and 5.9 inches wide. It suits a lawn, garden bed, patio or porch, or an indoor shelf or desk. The surface is hand-painted, and the listing describes an outdoor-grade coating meant to resist sun and water.
A funny gag gift for birthdays, housewarmings, parties or stocking stuffers. Each unit is one gnome statue.
- One resin gnome statue
- Dimensions: 9.5 in tall, 5.9 in wide
- Packed in a thick styrofoam case
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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