Funny Birthday Card with Envelope, Sarcastic Dying Young Joke
$30.99
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This is a folded birthday greeting card with a yellow envelope. The front reads "You can cross 'Dying Young' off your list of stuff to worry about" above a pastel line drawing of a birthday cake with lit candles. It is a sarcastic, dark-humor message for an adult birthday rather than a sentimental one.
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- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
The design appears on the front only, and the inside is left blank for writing. Each unit is one greeting card with envelope.
- Card size: 5.3 x 8 inches (13.4 x 20.3 cm) folded
- Envelope size: 5.5 x 8.5 inches (14 x 21.6 cm)
- Weight: about 28 g
- Plain white inside for your own handwritten message
- Yellow envelope included
- No pen included
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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