Vintage Metal Private Property Sign, Funny Think Twice Wall Decor
$30.99
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A vintage-style aluminum metal sign measuring 12 x 8 inches. It has a bold red and white "PRIVATE PROPERTY" header, "THINK TWICE!" below it, and a black revolver graphic with bullet holes. The joke text reads: "This owner is too old to fist fight, too out of shape to run, and too lazy to call police!" The aged, rusted-edge look is printed on the sign.
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- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
The photos show a mounting set with rope or chain, screws, double-sided adhesive, and zip ties.
Each unit is one metal sign.
- Material: aluminum with a rust-resistant finish
- Size: 12 inches long by 8 inches wide
- Smooth, rounded corners
- Pre-drilled holes for hanging on a fence, wall, gate, or garage wall
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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