Frog Coffee Mug, "I Slept Like Crap" Sarcastic Gag Gift
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A ceramic coffee mug printed with a cartoon frog holding a kitchen knife, along with the words "I Slept Like Crap, So Today, I Will Be Choosing Violence." It is a sarcastic joke mug for anyone who wants a laugh with their morning coffee, and it suits an office desk.
- Secure checkout
- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
Each unit is one mug.
- Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
- 11 oz mug measures about 3.15 in wide by 3.74 in tall
- 15 oz mug measures about 3.43 in wide by 4.61 in tall
- Glossy finish in white or all black
- Comfortable C-shaped handle
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Lead and BPA-free
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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