Funny Coffee Mug, I'm Retired Donkey Print 11 oz
$34.99
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This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug has a cartoon donkey holding a steaming cup, with the words "I'M RETIRED, I DON'T HAVE TO, I DON'T WANT TO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME" printed in bold black letters. It is a funny gift for a coworker, friend, or anyone who has earned a slow morning.
- Secure checkout
- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
- 30-day returns
Product Description
The mug suits coffee, tea, or juice, and the design is printed on both sides so it looks good from either angle. Each unit is one mug.
- Capacity: 11 oz (330 ml)
- Dimensions: 8.2 cm / 3.22 in wide, 9.5 cm / 3.74 in tall
- Black handle and inner rim
- Double-sided print
- Microwave safe and dishwasher safe
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Sizes 11oz
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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