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Funny Christian T-Shirt I Could Be Meaner But Jesus Said No

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A sarcastic faith tee for anyone who has ever shown restraint with a straight face. The front reads "I could be meaner but Jesus said no" in white typewriter-style print on a soft cotton tee.

Color: black
Size: Select a sizeSize guide
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Product Description

To pick a size, measure a flat T-shirt from width to length and compare it to the chart. Each unit is one shirt in the color and size you select.

  • 100% premium cotton, breathable and gentle on skin
  • Unisex sizing from S to 5XL, with a relaxed fit
  • Choose from 10 colors, plus T-shirt, sweatshirt and hoodie options
  • T-shirt chart (inches, flat measurement, bust width / length / shoulder): S 37 / 27.6 / 16.9; M 41.7 / 29.1 / 19.3; L 44.9 / 29.9 / 20.9; XL 48 / 30.7 / 22.4; XXL 51.2 / 31.5 / 24
Materials & Care

Follow the care label sewn into the garment.

Size & Fit

Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL

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Shipping & Returns

Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.

MethodHandlingTransitTotalCost
Standard1–2 business days5–7 business days6–9 business days$6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more
Express1–2 business days2–4 business days3–6 business days$12.99
Overnight1–2 business days1–2 business days2–4 business days$24.99

Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.

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