2027 Funny Wall Calendar with Sarcastic Quotes for Tired Women
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This 2027 wall calendar pairs a full year of monthly grids with sarcastic, mildly crude quotes on the pages. The cover reads "Forget it" in gold script over a black floral border, and the inside pages carry lines such as "Thou shalt not take nonsense!" Each month shows a date grid with US holidays such as Mother's Day, Cinco de Mayo, and Memorial Day.
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- Free shipping on orders of $75.00 or more
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Product Description
Each unit is one wall calendar.
- Covers January through December 2027
- Desk or wall use: fold-back stand and hanging loop
- Spiral binding at the top
- Size: 11.2 in high x 8.3 in wide x 0.43 in thick (28.5 x 21 x 1.1 cm)
Materials & Care
Follow the care label sewn into the garment.
Size & Fit
Shipping & Returns
Orders are prepared in 1–2 business days and ship within the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75.00 or more; below that it is $6.99.
| Method | Handling | Transit | Total | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 1–2 business days | 5–7 business days | 6–9 business days | $6.99, free on orders of $75.00 or more |
| Express | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | 3–6 business days | $12.99 |
| Overnight | 1–2 business days | 1–2 business days | 2–4 business days | $24.99 |
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery, with no restocking fee.
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